So, you're meeting an Adelaide escort for the first time. First off, good for you-living your best life, taking control of your desires. Love that. But here's a harsh truth: if you go into this acting like a clueless dweeb who's watched way too much porn and thinks women are menu items at a drive-thru, you'll bomb this spectacularly.

Because guess what? First impressions matter-a lot.

She's clocking you from the second you show up, deciding if this is gonna be a smooth, enjoyable encounter%u2026 or if she just mentally activated airplane mode until it's over. Want an amazing time? Start by being worth her time.

You're paying, sure. But do you really think cash is enough to turn you from random dude to someone she actually enjoys spending time with? Nah, pal. That requires effort. A great first impression sets the whole mood. The difference between an unforgettable encounter and something transactional is whether you come off as a respectful, attractive client or someone who makes her count the seconds until she can bounce.

Look at it from her perspective. Would you be thrilled about an evening with a sweaty guy who smells like gas station burritos and thinks 'Hello, gorgeous' is elite-level flirting? Probably not. She doesn't have to like you-but if she does? Trust me, the experience is way hotter for both of you. So don't just waltz in like some entitled goon. Come prepared to impress.

Alright, gentlemen, time for some basic grooming lessons (since some of y'all are still walking around with 'cryptkeeper-chic' hygiene and thinking that's okay). If you look and smell like something a raccoon fished out of a dumpster, why the hell would anyone want to be near you-let alone naked? Exactly.

Your escort isn't expecting a tuxedo moment (unless you're roleplaying 'Horny James Bond'), but dressing like a guy who gave even half a shit about how he looks goes a long way. Stick to something smart-casual: well-fitted jeans, a decent shirt, maybe a blazer if you're feeling spicy. Think first date levels of effort, not dragging-yourself-to-7/11-for-beer levels of laziness.

Clean your body, clip your nails (seriously), slap on some deodorant, and hit one, maybe TWO sprays of cologne. Not ten, not half a bottle. You wanna smell sexy, not like a cologne factory explosion. Get this right, and you've already done more than half the guys she meets. Low bar, guys, low bar.

Nothing kills the mood like a dude treating an escort like a Real Doll with a price tag. You know what's genuinely hot? Respect. (Yes, really.) Respect = better chemistry = more fun. Treat her like a human first and a provider second.

Top tier escort etiquette tips include:

- Speak to her like a person: This is not a casting couch interview; this is a shared experience. If you act like she's just a product instead of a woman with agency, your night will be colder than an abandoned sex doll in a snowstorm;
- Consent is STILL king: She sets clear boundaries for a reason. Trying to bend the rules or test limits doesn't make you slick-it makes you creepy;
- Ask about preferences before diving in: Chemistry is 10 times better when she enjoys herself too. Basic concept, life-changing results.

Act like a disrespectful chode, and she's mentally logged out before your clothes even hit the floor. Act like a smooth, well-mannered, A client? Game on, sir.

Now for the ultimate checklist of how not to suck (in the bad way) during your escort encounter. Consider this your holy grail of escort date advice.

- Don't be late: Her time is just as valuable as yours. Not to mention, showing up late instantly makes you look disorganized and inconsiderate. Ain't sexy;
- Don't treat it like therapy: She's here for pleasure, not your ex-girlfriend debrief session. You're not paying her to sit through your sadboy monologue;
- Don't ask for 'extras' or try negotiating prices in person: Book what you want ahead of time, and don't suddenly hit her with the ol' 'So, uh... could we do this instead?' line. Nothing kills the vibe faster than you treating her like a vending machine with surprise settings.

- Come with positive energy: No one wants to get naked with Captain Boredom. Be engaging. Bring charm, not doom vibes;
- Compliment her in a classy way: Saying, 'Wow, you're even hotter than your photos' > weirdly drooling and grunting like a caveman discovering fire for the first time;
- Pay smoothly and correctly: Preferably at the beginning, in an agreed-upon method, without awkward stammering. Literally the easiest step, and dudes still mess this up;
- Know how to leave gracefully: Hanging around post-session like a guy waiting for an invite to dinner? Painfully awkward. Once things wrap up, part ways smoothly and coolly. 'That was amazing, I'd love to see you again' > the unforgivable sin of loitering half-naked like a confused gremlin.

Whether you're venturing into your first-time escort experience or you're just refining your bedroom brand, remember this-being a great client makes the night better for both of you.

If you show up looking good, smelling good, acting right, and knowing how to engage like an adult, you'll go down in escort history as a rare, absolute KING of client etiquette.